Thursday, October 29, 2009

How can i repay ?

So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company There's plenty of

food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright--but after a few months he gets

"lonely", if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.

The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time

this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his

leg. very frustrating.

One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy,

cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore

and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walk

and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay

you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."

The guy thinks for a minute and says "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?".